Five Years Ago I Was a Fat Dumb Man
Hell, I don't know if it was five years ago. When was it that I realize my ass was fat? Every fatty knows this. I wasn't always fat. I watched too much damn television and drank a hell of a lot of beer. I ate at shit restaurants. I worked in construction doing any damn thing they asked. I had to get up early to get to the job. My tools would get stolen. Anyway, I got my ass in shape by walking and not eating as much shit. It took me a few years to lose 50 pounds. I walk everywhere. No damn beer anymore. I quit all the bad shit like cigars and dessert. I started school too. So I am graduating with a degree in high school education which is funny because I lived with just a high school diploma until now. I thought I was going to be a teacher but I don't like kids like I thought. I went to a job fair and now I have interviews going at several companies. I will make more money than I ever made. It isn't that I will be rich but if you ever lived hand to mo...