Holy Shit I Iz Grajuated
You got it, you lazy asses. I put in the time and came out ejukated. While you were bitching about the world, I got it done. You were pissing over who's the president and I was moving forward. You were wanking and I was graduating from the fine City University of New York. I have a degree in history. I am the first one in the Funky Family to get a damn degree. I was going to be a teacher. Hell, teaching I found is easy if you know your shit. I changed my mind when I went to a job fair and found out what corporate trainers make. They do OK but what made the difference was my background in construction. They like that I can figure things out and can talk with trade guys. This one company loved that and hired me to train their sales and customer service people. I have to fly all over the place and do my thing. I explain how a screwdriver works. No shit. There are lots of screwdrivers so that's not as dumb ass as it sounds. It turns out I can live where...