Funky Boy

  I love beer. Good, strong stuff. Not crap Budweiser. But I left it behind. No, I'm not an alcoholic or have any kind of related problem with booze. I know when to set down the bottle and don't screw with that. I just thought I'd see how I felt, and how it affected my weight. The results? The drum roll please... I feel good. James Brown does too. I lost five pounds. All I have done is walk a little, drop the beer and drop for a few push-ups and sit-ups. How good do I feel? I sleep better. I remember things better. Man, it sucks before. I had been forgetting things, but I think I just wasn't sleeping. And I have more money now too. Hahaha! Dropping the cigars was a good idea too. Walking has done something too. My knees are OK.My thighs feel tighter. Hell, my ass is better too. Just one or two months. Two months, I guess, since January 1. I have more energy. Why didn't I do this before? You like the hot girls up top? Yummy yummy. Click it to ...

  Beautiful, I gotta say. Central Park. New York City. It won't be that green today, but I'm taking my ass outside later today for a walk. It'll be 42 this afternoon. 36°F Current: Cloudy Wind: W at 15 mph Humidity: 58%

Not a lot stronger. I can feel it. I started eating less and doing some push-ups, sit-ups and pull-ups. That's all. Weight has dropped a pound at most, but I feel better. I am walking a lot too. I must look like an ass walking around the mall, but I get a half hour in. I don't care what people say. Haha! They will be fatties eating junk food in the food court, and when it gets warm I will be in good shape, and they'll has fat asses. Below is a Dr Who episode video someone added Michael Jackson music to.This is the Adipose episode in which aliens turn people's fat into cute little beasties. See, one more reason for all you fatsos to lose weight.

My computer has been down, and I have gone from watching the Super Bowl to the Olympics. It was strange being without my computer. Am I the only one who doesn't want to see the luge accident that killed that guy from Georgia? Have some respect for the deceased.