Funky Boy

New York, New York! New York Marathon today. Driving sucked, I couldn't go anywhere, an, what a party. I love this city. Marathon runners everywhere. Right through Brooklyn. Those boys are fast. Hot women everywhere. Nothing like a female runner in tight shorts. I gotta respect fat boy Fogle for getting it done too. He was  one slow runner, but he got it done. Can't say I have. He's Jared, the Subway fatso who got himself less fat by eating Subways. He ate less, got it together, went the distance.

Bastards and Assholes Most of us are one or the other. I'm a bastard. Assholes are mean for the sake of mean. They get pissed off and lose it. Me, I'm not mean. At least not for the sake of mean. I do my thing and try to do it right. Wankers piss me off because, basically, they are off wanking away while we bastards are getting the job done. What's a wanker? Not all wankers are assholes. A wanker is wanking. A wanker becomes an asshole when the preach what exactly they aren't doing. Some wankers wank quietly in a corner, happy to be wanking but not really giving a shit if you are or are not wanking. An asshole wanks just the same, but bitches about others who wank. Assholes aren't just hypocrites. A hypocrite is someone who will tell you not to wank and himself is a wanker. He might lie to you and say he isn't wanking, or not believe he is a wanker. They become assholes when they bitch about you wanking, as if you are a son of a bitch for doing so. Or a...