Funky Boy

It sounds too good to be true. You know fatsos who do this. You want coffee but you are fat so you add sweetener. Are you still fat? I'm not a nutritionist. All I can tell you is what you already know. Most of you fatsos are fat because your diet is shit and you are a lazy bastard. Artificial Sweeteners Don't Help People Lose Weight, Review Finds That article is on NPR. Don't like NPR but are still fat? Shut up. Anything you'll say is bullshit. If you have a real issue that causes your weight problem, I don't mean you. I'm talking about the people out there who piss and moan about being fat who could do something. If you want to lose weight, get your ass out there. Walk. Stop with the snacks. I know people who can't give up snacks and are fat asses. They are wusses. I know one guy who lost as much as I did who can't give up snacks. That dumbass uses supplements. His ass is addicted to sweets. He gained every ounce back.

Hell, I don't know if it was five years ago. When was it that I realize my ass was fat? Every fatty knows this. I wasn't always fat. I watched too much damn television and drank a hell of a lot of beer. I ate at shit restaurants. I worked in construction doing any damn thing they asked. I had to get up early to get to the job. My tools would get stolen. Anyway, I got my ass in shape by walking and not eating as much shit. It took me a few years to lose 50 pounds. I walk everywhere. No damn beer anymore. I quit all the bad shit like cigars and dessert. I started school too. So I am graduating with a degree in high school education which is funny because I lived with just a high school diploma until now. I thought I was going to be a teacher but I don't like kids like I thought. I went to a job fair and now I have interviews going at several companies. I will make more money than I ever made. It isn't that I will be rich but if you ever lived hand to mo...