Funky Boy

I've been thinking. I don't know what's going on in the world. There's a lot of horrible things going on.  Our last president is in big trouble. The guy there now is run of the mill.  Bill Clinton is 77 and hasn't been president for over 21 years, and he's still younger than Trump and Biden. We got wars we didn't start. What's next? We got people (wankers) who spend more time blaming everybody instead of figuring how what's next. You know the type. They think that's their job. None of them are happy people. The McRib is coming back, like I need to eat more garbage. I will eat those 3x times a day. Who the hell puts pickles on ribs? I got people who think I'm too black, too white, and too funky. I can't change the world or how I look. I don't think I'm funky enough. Time to up the Funk. I don't dance or sing but that sure as hell doesn't stop me.  I was fat but I started walking a few years ago and now I look good. I did be

There are two kinds of people. People who talk shit and people who get shit done. Don't talk about shit unless you are getting shit done So I ran across this one guy who hates everything. If you saw his posts, he shits on everything. Does he do shit? No but he talks shit and wipes it on whoever he disagrees. He’s a churchie but you can’t really tell. He self-identifies as churchie but he's just a bullshitter who doesn't know it. He’s more of a wanker who posts holy roller shit once in a while but mostly he bitches about life and politics.  America is broken but talking shit doesn’t do shit. That’s just wanking when you were wishing you were in love. You want a better life? Get off your ass instead of complaining about your life. You want the world to change? Stop your moaning and get your ass making a difference. If you get a sliver while chopping wood to build a house, man up. Lick that wound and just keep building.  I watch the MAGA people. They are just like whatever is

I'm going to call the wankers out. Sanctimonious each of them. You called bullshit when somebody says they are praying for people killed in Texas. Instead, they post a list of schools attacked and thinks that makes a damn bit of difference. I don't know if prayers make a difference but the wankers who shit on them with lists of schools are wankers. They are sitting in a corner, pulling on their tool. Social media bullshit. Shit, if the people who are saying they are praying are actually praying (I think most are lying smug bastards), good on them. Does it make a difference? How the hell should I know but at least are doing something with two hands.  The copy paste crap - the wankers only need one hand for that. Meanwhile, what the hell? Who needs a Daniel Defense DDM4 Rifle to protect their house from thieves? Is that what farmers use to scare away wolves? A hell of lot of hypocrites, bullshit artists and gun salesmen are giving each other a tug this week.

As many of my two readers know, I live in Brooklyn. I'm not in New York right now. I'm in Denver, hundreds of miles from that wanker who shot up my neighbors. I travel for my job and this week I'm in Colorado.  By the time you read this anything I say is old news.  I arrived here Sunday night and am teaching Monday-Thursday. I'll be home Thursday night. I am safe.

I was reading about James Stachowiak on Facebook. I looked him up. A wanker. No, I didn't find any pictures of him with his hands down his pants. The more I read about him, the more I guessed he probably tried and didn't find anything to grab onto, but who knows? Is he a member of the Daily Stormtrooper, aka, "Storm the Pooper," the YMCA of the alt-right? I wouldn't be surprised. Anything he had, he broke off rubbing it against some inanimate object when he was 13. Tiny, delicate things are prone to break. He's one of those guys who thinks he's better than Jews. He's not. Are Jews better than him? As character goes, most of the time. His daddy it looks like was smart. Even joined MENSA . Junior must have felt inadequate, having a small brain as well as small other body parts. It is funny reading his dad's obit. He sounds like a decent man. Little Jimmy must be in snits knowing his dad worshiped the world's most famous Jew. Here is

You got it, you lazy asses. I put in the time and came out ejukated. While you were bitching about the world, I got it done.  You were pissing over who's the president and I was moving forward.  You were wanking and I was graduating from the fine City University of New York.  I have a degree in history. I am the first one in the Funky Family to get a damn degree.  I was going to be a teacher. Hell, teaching I found is easy if you know your shit. I changed my mind when I went to a job fair and found out what corporate trainers make. They do OK but what made the difference was my background in construction. They like that I can figure things out and can talk with trade guys. This one company loved that and hired me to train their sales and customer service people. I have to fly all over the place and do my thing. I explain how a screwdriver works. No shit. There are lots of screwdrivers so that's not as dumb ass as it sounds. It turns out I can live wherever I damn