Happy Thanksgiving to all the immigrants and Indians
The turkey is happening. Dinner in 15, and to everyone who pulls their ass out of their ego, happy thanksgiving. The rest of you who are sucking on your thumbs whining about how god hates you, you just don't get it. Damn good country here. Ain't no president going to ruin it. Ain't no woman going to ruin it. Ain't no crazy ass Muslims going to ruin. Nobody in China. If you are busy sucking on theirs, lemme tell you, this is a good country. If you ain't happy in the best country, the most free country in the world, you just gave up. The funky white boy says pull your ass out of your ego, grab a chair, hand me the potatoes, because it is a great day to eat, watch football, and thank the Indians Pilgrims for getting the job done right. When we were all immigrants, America accepted us. Damn straight. A bunch of Indians. We had one big feast. And that's what I'm doing tonight. Let's hear it for John Smith, the first immigrant. Let's hear for the guy...