People Cry About Themselves Too Much
There aren't enough men on this planet. No balls. I think men have been emasculated by the women. The women took the men's balls and ground them up into powder.
No, no. That's not right. The men snipped them off themselves.
What?
Right. Exactly what I said.
I look at my buddies. Besides being wankers who want to hit the pub every night to look at girls they never ask out, I see them moaning about everything.
Yeah, I harp on the whiners too much.
I think these guys, who claim to be conservatives, are really yellow-bellied liberals. Little bitches. They love to bitch about life and politics, but go home and wank instead of taking action.
No, no. That's not right. The men snipped them off themselves.
What?
Right. Exactly what I said.
I look at my buddies. Besides being wankers who want to hit the pub every night to look at girls they never ask out, I see them moaning about everything.
Yeah, I harp on the whiners too much.
I think these guys, who claim to be conservatives, are really yellow-bellied liberals. Little bitches. They love to bitch about life and politics, but go home and wank instead of taking action.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ReplyDelete51. Born when Elvis was hot, chicks were cool, and Ike was in style, baby. I'm 17 years old times three.
ReplyDeleteWe are the same age.
ReplyDeleteNo way!
ReplyDeleteJune 30, 1958.
Yeah way, I am 51.... ONLY to you I am just a pussy because I whimper, and I got fat, and I am not solid and fit like you, and I follow Jesus. So, I am not half the man you are FUNKY WHITE BOY......... So, you can take me off your list because I am to you just a pussy.... Which to me, is OK.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't no pussy. You are a guy who is all talk.
ReplyDeleteWeight - you used to take it seriously and even went running with some guy who knows what's he's doing.
Guns - Well, you say you can't afford one. That's fair enough.
Job - you hate yours but you will drive a bus forever. It must not be as bad it sounds like.
Politics - you sound like you care but then never talk about what you really are doing. You are a man of action. You're military. You post on a blog but what else do you do?
Jesus - gimme a break. I read both of your blogs. Everything about both of them say you don't give a damn about anyone but yourself. I don't know what a Christian looks like but you are no different than the joes who I work with. From the looks of things, you gave up on that too.
Never give up.
I'll keep watching your weight loss blog. Will you become the man you once were?
I don't give a damn about anyone but myself? How do you know? What constitutes a Christian in your mind?
ReplyDeleteBecome the man I once was? Is that with my weight?
Run with someone who knows what he's doing? I was running before that little twirp of a friend ever met me.
Politics, I am a conservative, and very much pro the American way.
Guns?
"Become the man I once was?"
ReplyDeleteNot your weight, but you seem like a smart guy who can do more, has done more than drive a bus.
Hahaha. That little twerp. That busted my gut. I'm not surprised. Sounds like he didn't give a damn about you. I bet he drinks grass juice all day, and is a vegetarian wuss. He should eat man food. Steak. Ribs. Drink beer. Strong coffee.
You are the Christian. You tell me what one is supposed to look like. Sincerely, I wanna know.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell from yoyr blog, that's all I'm saying. You write a lot about you believe, but god never came up. I guessed if you were a christian you would write about it if it was the most important thing.
You must either be busy or not really a Christian. I expected you to come back with some reasons why you believe in this god stuff.
ReplyDeleteSo much for Christmas when even the Christians can't talk about what they believe.
If I believe in something I tell people. Yankees? Guns? Women? I believe in them. I'm an American, and I tell people that too. I know you are an American who believes in weight loss, but why do you believe in god?