Funky Boy

I had one person respond here all in a pissy fit that I have no time for religion. Religion is fine. I don't care. It is part of America's freedom, and I'm the last guy to want to take that away from you. But let me tell you, I groan when I hear or read someone upset that I think holy rollers have it wrong. I'll lay it out for you. There are a few kinds of holy rollers. I'm not talking denominations and whatever. That's an entirely different something. I'm talking personality types. All but one do not have my respect. See the last category. Some cram what they believe down your throat. Every conversation has an agenda. Why don't you just join Amway? I'm not talking about the guy with the bullhorn the cops keep chasing out of Times Square. I'm talking about people I know. They don't want me to be their friend. They want me to be their little project. Get bent.   Some say they believe xyz and then live abc. Forget that noise. You don'...

Iron Man 2 Trailer

I just me the DVD to Iron Man. Tony Stark is the man. Stark is out in the Middle East somewhere. He's a smart ass drunk. Real smart. Anyway, he's testing some bomb. Showing it off. All goes well, but he gets attacked on the way back and nearly dead. Some German guy saves his ass by putting in a fancy pacemaker to keep his heart from conking out. The bad guys tell Stark to build one of these fancy bombs for them. He realizes they will kill him if he does, and kill him if he doesn't. So he he builds himself a robot body suit and uses it to escape. On his way out, the German guy gets blasted by the bad guys and is dying. As Stark leaves the cave they were held in, the German guys says, "Don't waste your life." Damn, that hits me every time. Then the movie really gets good. Best action movie ever. OK, Rocky is up there. 60 years old and still delivering blunt force trauma. I got buddies doing it two ways. One guys sits on his ass in a dead end job making...

She's a hottie. Yum yum yum.

I was watching TV last night and saw a bunch of former fatsos vying to win a lot of money. These people lost 100 lbs, some a lot more. I never had to lose weight in my life, but I know what it means to drag myself from being a loser to having self respect because of crap that bhappened as a kid. No one gets how hard stuff is unless they've been there. Watch the video. These people have more guts than anyone I have met because they came on TV looking awful, ready to die of being fat, and they took the bull by the horns. They ate right, exercise their asses off literally. Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes I have been watching David Dane another fatso trying to lose weight. While he doesn't eat as well and doesn't seem to exercise except a few times with some twerpy runner, he is trying. It is taking him a lot longer because of the exercise thing, but he will get there if he doesn't give up.

I have buddies. We look out for each other. I got their back, they got mine. But at the end of the day, I need to be alone. Man was built to be alone. What men don't really need are women. Don't get me wrong. All man here. Straight as an arrow. But a man could through life happy, get things done. A man should be alone. Hell, even the holy rollers know this. Adam was made first, alone, according to their story. Show me a man who is a success, and I will show you a man who doesn't give a damn about a woman. Why can't a woman be more like a man? Hahaha. My Fair Lady

Real men eat meat. Watch out for mad cow disease. This cow has it bad.

...And no I didn't walk into a bar. I got to thinking I should take a class or two. There's things I want to learn. I'm in good shape, but I won't be young forever. What will I do after construction? I don't know. There are things which sound cool that I think I could do. I have good credit, and could get some buddies to invest with me. They know I work my ass off. I do lawn maintenance now when I'm not on a project. I cut friends' lawns. Some of their neighbors too. Nothing hard. It is just work. I have days off out of nowhere, so I grab them, pop my mower into my pickup and ka-ching, this funky white boy is making cash. Own/operate a gas station. Might not be safe. I can handle myself, but there are idiots who popped a cashier a few months ago near a buddy's house. Cashier had a gun but was too slow on the draw, and the idiots saw it, freaked out, and pumped him. Every once in a while I think why am I here where soccer moms are crawling everywhe...