Don't Be a Lemming with Picture
Don't be a lemming.
Turn off the stupid talk radio. You just sound like an idiot spouting off their bitchiness. You follow these guys like some stupid lemming off of a cliff.
Don't be asshole about cramming your bitching down my throat. You think the president made your life suck. So the president kicked your ass and so you are bending over like a prison wuss letting him run your life?
- Fix your life. Don't blame Obama, Bush or bin Laden. Bush isn't president, Obama hasn't been one that long, and bin Laden is dead. Besides, your life probably sucked before Reagan was in office. Wanker.
- Get a job. Sitting on your ass reading my damn blog? What a wanker.
- Get a better job. A stupid friend hates his job but is too stupid to look for another one. What a wanker.
- Get a second job. Yeah, that sucks, but so is being broke.
- Go to school. I am doing this while working. Gotta pay for school.
- Get your degree. Of course your job is shit. Mine is too. No degree. So I'm getting a degree. Stop wanking, and call the nearest school. Do the thing online if you have a hard schedule.
- Get a roommate to help pay your rent. I have a stupid friend who hates people but is broke all of the time. What a wanker.
- Cancel shit you don't need. How much wanking are you doing? Can't afford cable? Eating out? Stop it, you wanker.
- Get off your ass even if you are tired. Yeah, I am tired, my job is hard and that's not stopping me from enjoying life.
- If you help your bastard neighbor, don't pretend you are some martyr. What a wanker.
- Don't be a wanker. Got it?
(Thanks Anthony Trendl for picture help. My Yankees kicked his White Sox ass last week.)
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