If I Were King of the World

If I were king of the world, I wouldn't buy you roses. I'd buy you a beer.

Then I'd make some changes.

I'd turn off your radio. Or make it only music. And Yankees games.

I hate getting into a taxi or bus having to listen to some rich guy's opinion. I read the paper. I don't need to hear how Obama is going to ruin the world. Right. He won't. I don't need to hear Bush ruined it either. Everybody I know who gets sucked into soap opera talk radio has a pissed on attitude. Happy people got better things to do.

I'd force the USA to import European beer. What's with the crap we make? I want to buy American just like any red blooded American man, but Bud is scamming people into drinking piss water.

Same thing with cars. The USA used make a decent vehicle. Now, Japan, a tiny little island is kicking our tushies. Dude!

I'd make the Yankees automatic World Series entries. Face it, your team sucks. I'll let the rest of the American and National League duke it out, then show up in October.

No margarine. Butter is better.

Term limits in Congress. Get in, get out. Three times elected, then get a real job.

I love guns, but no uzis. Get real. And bust the dealers selling to people without FOID cards.

Comments

  1. I love the German Beers... I was in Germany in 1994 for three weeks. Their Beer was so good.

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  2. Bust the dealers selling to people without FOID cards? The right to bare are shall not be infringed.... It doesn't say the right to bare arms with an FOID card....

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  3. bare arms... not bare are... oops.

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  4. <-- beer arms! What is your favorite beer?

    Dealers are selling to guy who don't have right to own. Felons, whatever. They lost the right when they used a gun to pop a guy out on 125th St.

    I want anyone who is legal to own to own.

    So you are saying let anyone own? Any age, no matter whether they are a felon or not a US citizen? You sound like a liberal.

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  5. Oh, don't throw that monkey on my back. I am so far to the right, I make the walls of rightism crack. I am saying is this taking of guns is just one way to get at all of the guns. Did you know in some states they are taking guns from people who have misdemeanors. Men who have lifted their voice in anger are getting arrested and then they get banned from owning a gun.
    I actually believe that the right to bare arms goes beyond owning a gun. I believe that I have the right to own a fully armed helicopter. I have the right to form a militia as well. But, the government usurped that away years ago. People are ignorant of our inalienable rights.

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  6. That monkey is on your back. The ACLU must love you! They hate righties, but they want every stinking criminal to have rights.

    So you are a tried and true whitey righty, huh? I'm telling you, you should get involved. Talk is good; action is better, and you got what it takes.

    So you shoot, huh? How often do hit a range? I try to get in once a month to an indoor range here. I'm a lousy shot, but I love it.

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  7. I just hate it when some gang banger buys a gun legally, pops a guy, and then, is buying a gun without a FOID card how many months after being let out? The dealer is selling out.

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  8. Well, I am strapped for cash right now. I am also strapped for time with my current employment. NO the ACLU doesn't like people like me. But, since you are tossing stuff around, I would suggest you take a look at the documentary written by Alex Jones exposing the left right paradigm and that Messiah Barack Obama.

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  9. I used to be in the military. For ten of those years I was a unit training NCO. I used to take people to the weapons range and qualify them. I used to shoot on the 2nd Army Division Rifle Team. My group came in second in the Country competition. So, I know a little bit about shooting straight.

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  10. Alex is old news man. What else are you reading? Reruns of Alex or something with a solution that you can actually do?

    Yeah, I hear you about time. You look corporate. What do you do? 10 hour days here. Dog tired most days.

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  11. For now, I drive Charter Buses. It's arduous long tiring work. When there are 50 people in the back and I have to go for long distances, I can't let my gaurd down. Otherwise I'll get into a wreck. It's a job for now... No, I am not corporate. I don't fit well in the cage.

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  12. No way?! You look, talk corporate. hahaha! The cage. I love it.

    You have a hard job. Never feel like the passengers are better than you. I do jobs for rich people and used to get insecure. That was my problem, not theirs. What job are you really looking for?

    Friends who work on both sides of the cafe say the only difference between working men and executives is the working man sweats more, gets paid less.

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