Funky Boy

What is with people in the city? I was in Times Square today, and I think everyone wears an iPod. People need to talk more. No wonder people haven't got any friends. First, they iPod up their ears, then they never call anyone. I have an iPod. Great. Who needs it all the time though? Idiots. Half the people I know gripe about having no friends. Crap excuses like everyone they no is married or rich or poor. Then they crap on and say why doesn't anyone call them? Pick up the phone and call someone, and unplug your stupid iPod.

Last game: Oct 29, New York Yankees 3 - Philadelphia Phillies 1 Next game: @ Philadelphia Phillies, Oct 31 7:57pm ET Yankees 1 Phillies 1

They played well. Yankees in six games.

If I were king of the world, I wouldn't buy you roses. I'd buy you a beer. Then I'd make some changes. I'd turn off your radio. Or make it only music. And Yankees games. I hate getting into a taxi or bus having to listen to some rich guy's opinion. I read the paper. I don't need to hear how Obama is going to ruin the world. Right. He won't. I don't need to hear Bush ruined it either. Everybody I know who gets sucked into soap opera talk radio has a pissed on attitude. Happy people got better things to do. I'd force the USA to import European beer. What's with the crap we make? I want to buy American just like any red blooded American man, but Bud is scamming people into drinking piss water. Same thing with cars. The USA used make a decent vehicle. Now, Japan, a tiny little island is kicking our tushies. Dude! I'd make the Yankees automatic World Series entries. Face it, your team sucks. I'll let the rest of the American and Na...

What can I say? Your team obviously sucks. I want these pockets. Wimmen. Oh yeah.

Don't tell me about it. I don't care. Why should I? My man Johnny Riffoccelli yacks about his boss is a jerk, and the guys he works with has got in for him. I asked him why he is working there. He has a hard job. Pretty physical. Gets tired everyday, getting up, early working late, working hard. Some hard knock boys are working the line with him. What does J say? Some crap about the job market is hard. I asked if he is looking. Nah, he said. What's the point? He doesn't know jack. He is buying his own beer next time. If he is crying in his beer and drinking the same beer tomorrow, he is just complaining about it. Just like wimmen.

Yankees vs. Philadelphia Phillies, Oct 28 7:57 pm ET That's tomorrow. Give 'em Hell, Yanks!

Funky boy is in and out and out and about. Play that funky music, white boy. These boys are odd, but I gotta give 'em props for getting like the white boy.

I looked up idiot in the dictionary. Not just any dictionary. The one I wrote. Idiots listen to talk radio. Well, that's not why they are idiots. No, it is because they believe what they hear. Idiots take crap from people. Some crap is gonna happen, but they complain about the crap years later. It is the crap that sounds like, "That jerk ruined my life." I don't mean the guy who really ruined your life. Wait? If you are reading this, you are alive. Life not ruined. No, those are just complaining old hags. Idiots are stuck in life. Life sucks, but they just sit there like a dumb pig all sitting in its own crap and then, they look around and complain about the crap. Idiots worry about what other people think. The more they say they don't indicates they do. "You know, Sam thinks you are wrong," said John. Rick replies, "I don't care what that guy thinks." Yeah he does. If he has to respond, he cares.

Last game: Oct 25 New York Yankees 5 LA Angels of Anaheim 2

I know a guy. He hates Obama. Moron. Why? Who cares! That's why. I mean, he gets his panties in a bunch thinking Obama is the worst thing in the world. Come on all ready, don't be a wuss and blame Democrats for everything. We already heard lots of whining while Bush was president. Now, Joe Blue Collar is bitching about Obama. You gotta bunch of sorry pansies who are sitting around crapping out talk radio BS, wondering why their lives suck. They suck because these guys blame politicians instead of standing up like a man to get their lives better. If your life sucks and you do more complaining than taking care of business, what's that make you, you sorry excuse of a man?

I was thinking I wanted to tell you that your momma was talking about you the other night. She wasn't. I thought she would, but she said it was impolite to talk with her mouth full.