Funky Boy

Wankers all in a tizzy that nutcase Robertson yacked. Who is the idiot? Robertson or the boneheads all jacked up agreeeing or disagreeing with what he said? Lemme tell you, some little girl in Haiti is starving while wankers are wanking their wankers over what a wankers wanked them with. You got it? In other words, shut the hell up about Robertson or loudmouth Limbaugh and donate to Haiti or to some refugee center near you. NYC has 'em. You might have them too.

I live in New York. If there's anything we have, it's bastards. Lots of them. They get a bad rap though and I want to set the record straight. First of all, not all bastards are sick bastards. They are more like assholes with a mean side. You can be a son of a bitch and a bastard. After all, a bastard, technically, is a child without a father. The bitch is the mother. So if I call you a son of bitch bastard, I'm probably correct. I'm not going to use your god's name in vain or any of that bullshit. While none of you holy roller Bible thumpers have even tried to give me one damn good reason why you believe, it is what you believe. It is kind of like making a mother joke (your momma was so good last night... you know the jokes). It is like if we fought as high school kids. Fight fair, and never hit a guy in the crotch or poke his eyes. I'll beat the hell out of you, but I won't make it personal. I might just buy you a beer afterward if we settle things r...

That's me.

I could do more to lose weight, but right there in those delicious beverages are more than a few useless calories. I don't intend to starve myself. I read that people who do that lose weight for a while then get stuck when their body says "Hell no!" and goes into starvation mode. Besides, I have been reading David Dane's blog and he keeps harping how hungry he gets and how that sucks. What does he do? Sometimes he does well and sometimes he eats too much. He has been at this game longer and I am new. Who knows? I might wind up wimping out twice as often if I ate as little as he sometimes does. The hell with such suffering. I will make little changes and over time, everything will be good, right? We will see. I am not a dietitian and don't know jack shit about this. I don't need a degree to know soda and beer aren't good for losing weight. Hahaha. I will still drink coffee and tea, and drinks like orange juice and lemonade. So I am not perfect. I am wha...

To lose a little around the middle. At my age, weight loses won't come easy, but I don't think it is anything that can't be done. If those fatties on Biggest Loser can lose 150 lbs, I can lose 20. In my job, I sweat it out, but come winter, I sit on my ass, getting fat. No more. How I will do it Eat less food, just the way former fattie David Dane says. No big deal there. He'll eat whatever, just less food. I will eat differently. I love donuts, sugar, and all of the sweet things, but I will set a lot of that aside. No fancy diet, just less crap, but more healothy stuff. Nothiong crazy. In the long run, it does not look like it is working for Dane. He actually gained 20 lbs since this time last year. He admits sweet stuff is his downfall. Still, he did lose 50 lbs since he started. He needs to get off his ass and finish the job, but that's his problem. I'll lose my own weight, he'll lose his. I'll join a gym too, and do some walking. Hell, I don...