Birth Certificate Bullshit - Obama's Brilliant Strategy

I think our president held out showing his birth certificate as long as possible so that as many people could be made fools of as possible. Think about how brilliant he was.

All that money that could have gone into fighting his reelection went into all of this nonsense.

Millions of dollars to make an ass of one's self. Hahaha!

I can make an ass out of myself for just the cost of a six-pack. Or, if there's a hot girl in the room winking at me, a shot and two beers.

Now before you get off wanking about that I went all political on you, or that I think this or that, take your hand out of your pants and listen up.

Get this you wankers, Hillary Clinton's people started it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_citizenship_conspiracy_theories#Origins_of_the_claims

Now it is time for reelection, Obama will be reelected because the Republicans wanked away chasing this bullshit instead of finding someone who could beat him.

Some say that's dirty pool by Obama, but, quit playing dirty pocket pool and fix the damn country. Both of you.

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