Funky Boy

I'm ranting. I'm raving. You got a guy in Florida who is scared, so he is burning a few books. Big deal. Then, you've got every politician shoving his ass on the road telling him it is a bad idea. It is a bad idea, but it is this guy's right to be foolish. Yeah, I get that Muslims think the Koran is holier than thou. That's their right. Jacking the guy that disagrees? That ain't their right. Jack him, and look out. The American fools will come back and kick some ass. We are a country of fools, as is our right. Nice photo, huh? Ujena Baha Belted Bikini Swimsuit

Drew Carey (not that Illinois dipshit Drew Peterson ) lost 70 pounds. He is doing what I am doing: working out, eating less. He says he is doing cardio. "so there's nobody really standing over me. I do work with somebody who gives me advice on what to do, how many minutes to run, what my heart rate should be and all that kind of stuff." http://omg.yahoo.com/news/drew-carey-drops-70-lbs-i-got-sick-of-being-fat/44733 I have been walking and then jogging real slow. Down 10 lbs. myself. Drew Carey loses it ( Price Is Right )

It is hot out today. I'm not just talking about the shirts on Broadway. Going down to 67 this week. Warm weather. I've worked my ass off. That's what I do. The better the weather, the more I work. I manage construction projects. Parts of them anyway. My ass is one tired rear end. I am losing weight. To work, I gotta eat a lot. I burn it off. Eat a lot. More than the winter. I counted. 2500-3000 calories a day easy. Still tired. Lift wood, tools, shove and grunt all day. It all evened out, except I was tired. No help I'm up at 3:00 am to get to some jobs. I got a buddy who tells me that is all I need to do to lose some of my sweet ass and love handles. Yeah, right. Work is exercise but it isn't aerobic. I asked around. Only fat people told me I didn't need to exercise. I walk hard when I can. An hour of I can. Ten minutes if that is all I got.  Five pounds gone since I posted last month. That's right. Damn straight, oh you chubbies. While you wer...

Here we go. BP oil flowing into the ocean. That's bad. Right, we know that. Obama blames BP, BP blames some guy who did that thing with the guy, and the Tea Party pansies blame Obama, and the talk shows just sit around and laugh, because their dumbass listeners call in and suck on what pleasures them. Mighty Mouse - Oil Can Harry - Maroon Leightweight Crewneck Sweatshirt - Small

Help me out. Is the world full of crybabies and bitches? I think so. You hear them too. Where do you live? I am New York City. NYC. The land where we are famous for being crabby. I think I know why. I asked around. Too many people are too damned obsessed about negative bullshit. It is like they love to complain. How happy are they? They must be deliriously happy because every day it is the same. What's worse is they never look at what's good. I'm no psychologist, but turn off the damn radio. Get out and live life instead of whacking off to some talk show bastard who wants to tell you how bad the world is. Like hell it is. That talk show host is a millionaire, while the dopes complaining are working their asses off to survive. Nothing wrong with being a millionaire, but that guy has no right to complain. I'm not saying that there is a good economy when there isn't. When the Yankees lost, man, that sucked too. I can't tell you it didn't. But I gotta ...

Joined a gym, boys. I decided to quit playing around with my weight loss. Thirty big ones a month. All I do is walk on the frigging treadmill and lift a few weights. I am getting my fat ass in there a few times a week. Already lost another pound. Not really a gym rat. I am not one of those guys going in eight days a week. I go in, walk a couple miles, get out. Takes me something like 45 minutes for the entire thing. Not even. Some hotties are in the gym. Oh yeah. See the picture? Never saw her. That's from the internet. However, the gym is filled with yummy, tasty slimmies just like her. Delicious!

I ran into a guy on the subway ranting about Muslims. We started talking politics, and this guy had a corncob up his rear. He hates Muslims. I asked what he believed. All he said was, "I'm not a Muslim." Well, duh. What a moron. What he doesn't believe I don't give a damn about. What he does believe is all I wanted to know. All I know is this guy is one afraid son of a bitch. That's New York City for you. We got them all, including paranoid nutjobs. Why not just tell me you aren't a Martian?  Or from Ork? This is Mork calling Orsen I don't get it. People are afraid of themselves. The dillweed on the subway didn't even know what he thought. Where the hell am I? I'm in New York City, the Big Apple. I expect backwater hick talk in the sticks. Or maybe Flushing. Not here. I tell you, I have been asking people people why they believe whatever it is they believe. The Muslim driving my taxi last week told me. He was polite about it. I guess Chr...