Funky Boy

Mooning the Prophet I'm not French. Some French people piss me off. But I sure as hell won't kiss ISIS just because they murdered a lot of Frenchies. It is no secret that ISIS is masturbating in front of pictures of Mohammed. They have to because thy know they won't be fucking any virgins in the Promised Land.  I have some churchie friends. Half are nutjobs who hate Barack Obama and are paranoid freaks. You know what they won't do? Bomb a damn stadium. They have their crazies but not a whole group of them. Even the incestuous Westboro Bapatist Church, the damn fools they are, won't do it. They shout like the group of assholes they are but they won't kill anyone. I don't what France should do. They should gear up and beat the living shit out of the next bastard the who tries to do this bullshit. The damn atheists there have more trouble with religion than America has. My ass isn't in the picture. I'm too busy shitting on a Kora...

I'm no theologian. Anybody who knows me anywhere knows I think a lot of church people are full of shit. OK. That's a little over the top because I know some churchies who seem like regular people. They seem like they do what they should be doing and don't pretend to be perfect. I respect those. Some talk to damn much about shit they hate so those people are full of crap. The other ones bitch about what other believe and they are full of shit too. Can't get a straight answer out of them. Facebook is full of this. Then there are the bastards who want me to read a book whenever I ask them a question. What hell am I, a librarian? The show-offs are out there, "Look at me, I'm a holy roller." These fools brag about any damn thing they do. Keep your joy in your pants, would you? None of these freaks are as bad the Scientologists, though. I know, I know, John Travolta and Tom Cruise are Scientologists. Who cares? They are rich and famous. Scientologists ...

Like hell am I hoping to see one of these insects crawling on my ass.  

Brooklyn Sunrise This morning I walked over six miles. I started at around 5:30 and saw the sunrise. I didn't take that picture but I see that lots of mornings. I came home had some coffee and toast even read the newspaper. I don't have class. I don't have to work. I don't feel like sleeping. I don't know what I'll do today. I will read a little bit. I'm not taking any classes this summer. I was going to but changed my mind.  I will catch up on Facebook even though I hardly do anything there. You can friend me if you want.  https://www.facebook.com/funkyin.brooklyn I am not used to days off. I am not used to a real jobs with benefits like days off.  My journey is not complicated to explain. A few years ago, I looked at my life and didn't like what I saw. I was working hard doing odd jobs in construction at all hours, whenever I got the call. I was overweight and tired all the time. I had no future because I never took any classe...

I feel like Ralph Kramden only I am looking more like Ed Norton.

I'm a fat guy. I was a fat guy. I was a fat guy who worked so hard I was a skinny fat guy. Not really skinny. Just not as fat as other fatsos. I ate junk. Burgers, pizza, sub sandwiches (Subway is full of bullshit. My subs were almost as bad as McDonald's.) I worked my ass off pulling lumber. I got older and I started getting hurt on the job and was gaining my ass back fast. I started walking. Actually I started eating less food and was losing a little weight. No diets like only carbs. Hell no. I love carbs. I love protein too. Damn, give me a steak. This guy David Dane lost a helluvalotta weight by not doing any fancy bullshit diet so I thought I would try. It was no big deal. I just always left the meal a little hungry but not too much. I tried skipping meals and eating really tiny meals but I'm not a damn bird. I lost weight and still felt fat. Dane isn't really trying all that hard anymore and gained it all back because he still eats sugary shit . I don't. ...

Don't be a lemming. Turn off the  stupid talk radio. You just sound like an idiot spouting off their bitchiness. You follow these guys like some stupid lemming off of a cliff. Don't be asshole about cramming your bitching down my throat. You think the president made your life suck. So the president kicked your ass and so you are bending over like a prison wuss letting him run your life?  Fix your life. Don't blame Obama, Bush or bin Laden. Bush isn't president, Obama hasn't been one that long, and bin Laden is dead. Besides, your life probably sucked before Reagan was in office. Wanker. Get a job. Sitting on your ass reading my damn blog? What a wanker. Get a better job. A stupid friend hates his job but is too stupid to look for another one. What a wanker. Get a second job. Yeah, that sucks, but so is being broke. Go to school. I am doing this while working. Gotta pay for school. Get your degree. Of course your job is shit. Mine is too. No degree...