Funky Boy

I had one person respond here all in a pissy fit that I have no time for religion. Religion is fine. I don't care. It is part of America's freedom, and I'm the last guy to want to take that away from you. But let me tell you, I groan when I hear or read someone upset that I think holy rollers have it wrong. I'll lay it out for you. There are a few kinds of holy rollers. I'm not talking denominations and whatever. That's an entirely different something. I'm talking personality types. All but one do not have my respect. See the last category. Some cram what they believe down your throat. Every conversation has an agenda. Why don't you just join Amway? I'm not talking about the guy with the bullhorn the cops keep chasing out of Times Square. I'm talking about people I know. They don't want me to be their friend. They want me to be their little project. Get bent.   Some say they believe xyz and then live abc. Forget that noise. You don'...

Iron Man 2 Trailer

I just me the DVD to Iron Man. Tony Stark is the man. Stark is out in the Middle East somewhere. He's a smart ass drunk. Real smart. Anyway, he's testing some bomb. Showing it off. All goes well, but he gets attacked on the way back and nearly dead. Some German guy saves his ass by putting in a fancy pacemaker to keep his heart from conking out. The bad guys tell Stark to build one of these fancy bombs for them. He realizes they will kill him if he does, and kill him if he doesn't. So he he builds himself a robot body suit and uses it to escape. On his way out, the German guy gets blasted by the bad guys and is dying. As Stark leaves the cave they were held in, the German guys says, "Don't waste your life." Damn, that hits me every time. Then the movie really gets good. Best action movie ever. OK, Rocky is up there. 60 years old and still delivering blunt force trauma. I got buddies doing it two ways. One guys sits on his ass in a dead end job making...

She's a hottie. Yum yum yum.

I was watching TV last night and saw a bunch of former fatsos vying to win a lot of money. These people lost 100 lbs, some a lot more. I never had to lose weight in my life, but I know what it means to drag myself from being a loser to having self respect because of crap that bhappened as a kid. No one gets how hard stuff is unless they've been there. Watch the video. These people have more guts than anyone I have met because they came on TV looking awful, ready to die of being fat, and they took the bull by the horns. They ate right, exercise their asses off literally. Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes I have been watching David Dane another fatso trying to lose weight. While he doesn't eat as well and doesn't seem to exercise except a few times with some twerpy runner, he is trying. It is taking him a lot longer because of the exercise thing, but he will get there if he doesn't give up.

I have buddies. We look out for each other. I got their back, they got mine. But at the end of the day, I need to be alone. Man was built to be alone. What men don't really need are women. Don't get me wrong. All man here. Straight as an arrow. But a man could through life happy, get things done. A man should be alone. Hell, even the holy rollers know this. Adam was made first, alone, according to their story. Show me a man who is a success, and I will show you a man who doesn't give a damn about a woman. Why can't a woman be more like a man? Hahaha. My Fair Lady

Real men eat meat. Watch out for mad cow disease. This cow has it bad.

...And no I didn't walk into a bar. I got to thinking I should take a class or two. There's things I want to learn. I'm in good shape, but I won't be young forever. What will I do after construction? I don't know. There are things which sound cool that I think I could do. I have good credit, and could get some buddies to invest with me. They know I work my ass off. I do lawn maintenance now when I'm not on a project. I cut friends' lawns. Some of their neighbors too. Nothing hard. It is just work. I have days off out of nowhere, so I grab them, pop my mower into my pickup and ka-ching, this funky white boy is making cash. Own/operate a gas station. Might not be safe. I can handle myself, but there are idiots who popped a cashier a few months ago near a buddy's house. Cashier had a gun but was too slow on the draw, and the idiots saw it, freaked out, and pumped him. Every once in a while I think why am I here where soccer moms are crawling everywhe...

The turkey is happening. Dinner in 15, and to everyone who pulls their ass out of their ego, happy thanksgiving. The rest of you who are sucking on your thumbs whining about how god hates you, you just don't get it. Damn good country here. Ain't no president going to ruin it. Ain't no woman going to ruin it. Ain't no crazy ass Muslims going to ruin. Nobody in China. If you are busy sucking on theirs, lemme tell you, this is a good country. If you ain't happy in the best country, the most free country in the world, you just gave up. The funky white boy says pull your ass out of your ego, grab a chair, hand me the potatoes, because it is a great day to eat, watch football, and thank the Indians Pilgrims for getting the job done right. When we were all immigrants, America accepted us. Damn straight. A bunch of Indians. We had one big feast. And that's what I'm doing tonight. Let's hear it for John Smith, the first immigrant. Let's hear for the guy...

I'm not a rich man, but this funky white boy has a job, friends and family. I see Central Park whenever I want. Food from every place in the world. Hot dogs from street vendors. All the beer I want. I live in a country where I can say what I want. I live free. Turkey this Thursday. Football. Saluting the troops, and America.

There aren't enough men on this planet. No balls. I think men have been emasculated by the women. The women took the men's balls and ground them up into powder. No, no. That's not right. The men snipped them off themselves. What? Right. Exactly what I said. I look at my buddies. Besides being wankers who want to hit the pub every night to look at girls they never ask out, I see them moaning about everything. Yeah, I harp on the whiners too much. I think these guys, who claim to be conservatives, are really yellow-bellied liberals. Little bitches. They love to bitch about life and politics, but go home and wank instead of taking action.

You know it if you know me. Just because I'm out for number one doesn't mean I want to waste time learning how much the people I didn't vote for is a creep. What good would that do me? Bunch of wankers doing that. Of course, the big news today is Sarah Palin's book. Want to buy it? Going Rogue: An American Life

John Wayne "America Why I Love Her"

Now the Duke was a real man.

I have been watching the news. One big pity party. You've got the Obama's going to ruin us thumb suckers. And you've got the Obama is my nanny crowd. They are sucking something else. Same people, different sides. Man up already. You going to let Obama tell you what to feel? If he upsets you and gtets you so pissed off you are angry, then you either got anger management issues or are too much of wuss to take care of your own life. Go ahead, bitch about Obama. It his fault you aren't happy. Boo hoo. What about you Obama bedwetters, those of you so in love with this man that he could tell you to drink Kool-Aid and you would. Right, Bush's fault. You lost your job because of him. You can't get another job because of him. So which side are you on? Oh wait, you have to choose sides, just like the playground. America is nothing but a bunch of whiners.

Quite yer yappin about I didn't tell you the Yankees won. You knew already. I told you last week.

Series standings: Philadelphia Phillies 2 - New York Yankees 3 Last game: Nov 2, Philadelphia Phillies 8 - New York Yankees 6 Next game: vs. Philadelphia Phillies, Nov 4 7:57pm ET You know what the Funky Boy is doing tomorrow. How many games until my boys take series? One.

Babe Ruth Lou Gehrig Joltin' Joe DiMaggio Derek Jeter Reggie Jackson Need I go on? New York Yankees!

My boys are in charge. Nov 1, New York Yankees 7 - Philadelphia Phillies 4 Next game: @ Philadelphia Phillies, Nov 2 7:57pm ET

Are ya talking and bitching, or are you doing anything about it? A guy at work craps on about how the other guys are lazy. It is true. Those guys are lazy. What does the guy do? Nothing. A buddy I see at the bar bitches on Obama. I get it. I agree. What's he do about it? Nothing. What should they do? I can't tell them, but I'm not their mama. I work hard. I don't care what the others are doing. I don't like what Obama is doing. So I wrote him a a letter. Sent one to Hillary here too. No one needs a back seat driver. Take the wheel if you don't like the direction things are going. Your mama's tired of you sucking on her breast.

New York Yankees 8 - Philadelphia Phillies 5 Next game: @ Philadelphia Phillies, Nov 1 8:20pm ET http://www.yankees.com

What is with people in the city? I was in Times Square today, and I think everyone wears an iPod. People need to talk more. No wonder people haven't got any friends. First, they iPod up their ears, then they never call anyone. I have an iPod. Great. Who needs it all the time though? Idiots. Half the people I know gripe about having no friends. Crap excuses like everyone they no is married or rich or poor. Then they crap on and say why doesn't anyone call them? Pick up the phone and call someone, and unplug your stupid iPod.

Last game: Oct 29, New York Yankees 3 - Philadelphia Phillies 1 Next game: @ Philadelphia Phillies, Oct 31 7:57pm ET Yankees 1 Phillies 1

They played well. Yankees in six games.

If I were king of the world, I wouldn't buy you roses. I'd buy you a beer. Then I'd make some changes. I'd turn off your radio. Or make it only music. And Yankees games. I hate getting into a taxi or bus having to listen to some rich guy's opinion. I read the paper. I don't need to hear how Obama is going to ruin the world. Right. He won't. I don't need to hear Bush ruined it either. Everybody I know who gets sucked into soap opera talk radio has a pissed on attitude. Happy people got better things to do. I'd force the USA to import European beer. What's with the crap we make? I want to buy American just like any red blooded American man, but Bud is scamming people into drinking piss water. Same thing with cars. The USA used make a decent vehicle. Now, Japan, a tiny little island is kicking our tushies. Dude! I'd make the Yankees automatic World Series entries. Face it, your team sucks. I'll let the rest of the American and Na...

What can I say? Your team obviously sucks. I want these pockets. Wimmen. Oh yeah.

Don't tell me about it. I don't care. Why should I? My man Johnny Riffoccelli yacks about his boss is a jerk, and the guys he works with has got in for him. I asked him why he is working there. He has a hard job. Pretty physical. Gets tired everyday, getting up, early working late, working hard. Some hard knock boys are working the line with him. What does J say? Some crap about the job market is hard. I asked if he is looking. Nah, he said. What's the point? He doesn't know jack. He is buying his own beer next time. If he is crying in his beer and drinking the same beer tomorrow, he is just complaining about it. Just like wimmen.

Yankees vs. Philadelphia Phillies, Oct 28 7:57 pm ET That's tomorrow. Give 'em Hell, Yanks!

Funky boy is in and out and out and about. Play that funky music, white boy. These boys are odd, but I gotta give 'em props for getting like the white boy.

I looked up idiot in the dictionary. Not just any dictionary. The one I wrote. Idiots listen to talk radio. Well, that's not why they are idiots. No, it is because they believe what they hear. Idiots take crap from people. Some crap is gonna happen, but they complain about the crap years later. It is the crap that sounds like, "That jerk ruined my life." I don't mean the guy who really ruined your life. Wait? If you are reading this, you are alive. Life not ruined. No, those are just complaining old hags. Idiots are stuck in life. Life sucks, but they just sit there like a dumb pig all sitting in its own crap and then, they look around and complain about the crap. Idiots worry about what other people think. The more they say they don't indicates they do. "You know, Sam thinks you are wrong," said John. Rick replies, "I don't care what that guy thinks." Yeah he does. If he has to respond, he cares.

Last game: Oct 25 New York Yankees 5 LA Angels of Anaheim 2

I know a guy. He hates Obama. Moron. Why? Who cares! That's why. I mean, he gets his panties in a bunch thinking Obama is the worst thing in the world. Come on all ready, don't be a wuss and blame Democrats for everything. We already heard lots of whining while Bush was president. Now, Joe Blue Collar is bitching about Obama. You gotta bunch of sorry pansies who are sitting around crapping out talk radio BS, wondering why their lives suck. They suck because these guys blame politicians instead of standing up like a man to get their lives better. If your life sucks and you do more complaining than taking care of business, what's that make you, you sorry excuse of a man?

I was thinking I wanted to tell you that your momma was talking about you the other night. She wasn't. I thought she would, but she said it was impolite to talk with her mouth full.

President Barack Obama sucks. You already know that. But you know, President George W Bush was an idiot. That's trouble. One sucks. One is an idiot. Who is next? A moron.

Check it out. Here you are reading my blog. Pitiful. I am full of crap, and here you are. My first post. I don't care what you think. I don't care what you believe. Unless you agree with me, you are wrong. Why am I blogging? So you can get on the FWB bus and learn the truth.